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Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes

Wherein Jason and I are inspired by these girls:

And that’s only half the fun! See my and Jason’s original contributions after the jump:

Jason: Yo mama so ugly she gives the death kiss to dementors.

Michelle: Yo mama so stupid when she went to catch the Hogwarts Express she went to platform 10 and asked for change.

Michelle: Yo mama so fat the painting has to ask her for the password to get into the Gryffindor house.

Michelle: Yo mama so fat the Death Eaters came up with their name cuz it’s the only thing she hadn’t eaten yet.

Jason: Yo mama so skanky, Salazar Slytherin named the Chamber of Secrets after her.

Michelle: Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the Room of Requirements it turns into a McDonalds.

Jason: Yo mama so fat Hermione used her hair for a polyjuice potion and turned into a bottle of butterbeer.

Michelle: Yo mama so stupid and so skanky she thought Xenophilius Lovegood was a fetish film.

Hope this brought some LOLs. We were certainly cracking ourselves up! LMK here or on facebook :).

Source for original:  Heather Schwartz-Narbonne via Ruth Mortonon Pinterest

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2 responses »

  1. HAHAHA! Those are some really good ones!

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